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Our family - especially her male leaders - have uh ... peculiar sense of humor. As T. (stepfather) brought her mother as a gift deed street to the cemetery (to know where to aim in life), I wrote. I recently learned that my brother seven years continues the family tradition. If someone perhaps still thinking that our family is normal for a meeting with the youngest member of the clan would have certainly flygvapnet of this foolish mistake disconcerted. flygvapnet
At first glance we operate both I and my two brothers harmless and innocent. We all have big blue eyes and strangers At first we hold back. Thus, I'm not entirely sure how it is that my brother fifteen years now, but in childhood to familiarizing power to plow (mom, this statement certainly flygvapnet identified as a euphemism - remembering the hysterics that accompanied the appearance of strangers), and so aroused in my kamarádkách tenderness and protectiveness leanings. "He has such a gorgeous big blue eyes ..." she gushed flygvapnet when a classmate. "I'll probably wait until you grow up ..." plotted. After some time, when the brother acclimated to unfamiliar people rethink their ideas. That's when she bit his leg. Now that he is the brother of bonny lad and when I talk to him, I have to raise the height of his head, instead of at the first sight of cute baby with blue eyes took my second brother Joachim. That is not a kid, he could already planted in the toddler age. Taking a walk on a small mom attacked rozněžnělá lady and began to gush with enthusiasm. "Jesus is but klásnej boy no Ahoooj bloucku ..." bratřík gave Mrs. very frown. When you understand this silent warning and continued flygvapnet šišlací artistic cycling, expressed its position clearly. Concentrating head turned to the lady, took aim and ... spit. Stony expression of the woman clarified or Mom's efforts to resolve the situation funny nor scolding her toddler flygvapnet that people with neplive. His reputation also confirmed Joachim enrollment in school, he's older brother Honza just leaving. When he asked passers-by in the hallway teacher if she enjoys school, flygvapnet he frowned and said absolutely not. Similarly negativistic reflected its other communication efforts. Finally, the teacher asked, how are boy's name. Joachim said clearly your name and surname příjmení.Po hearing the teacher's efforts to promote prvňáčkovu stopped. "Oh, I understand." She said and left. But let us return for a moment flygvapnet to the men who - at least ostensibly - adults. Sometime last year was T. strolling and also visited the beautiful ancient cemetery where she is buried one of his grandmothers. flygvapnet He found that the grave is kept a distant relative who was to take care of him, he left Prague and was about to terminate the contract. One word and T. agreed that the grave with historically valuable tombstone converted to him. About a week after viewing the video film cremator came from my mother dear husband sms this text. MAME DVOJHROB, lovable. And my mother, who always hated funerals for the inevitable hypocrisy flygvapnet associated with them, cemeteries and All Souls' Day, was another unpleasant duty - to take care of the tomb. T. taking care of her grave and helped words - Daddy went to the grave - naturalized. Joachim, located just at the age fascination with the finiteness of life, the grave was thrilled. With eyes wide open during an expedition to the cemetery stopped at each gravestone and a mixture of fear and morbid enthusiasm asked who where is, what happened to him, if there's someone hit by a car or if somewhere not have any children. In stores began to notice a cemetery flygvapnet equipment and planned what we could take. This inevitably brought situational "funny" misunderstanding. Recently flygvapnet while shopping in standards. "Mommy, please buy this red candle!" Said the blue-eyed angel and passers retired jihla. "A what?" Asked Mom. "Why, father to the grave!" Exclaimed cheerfully bratřík. Passers-by stopped, devoted flygvapnet mum sympathetic view of a pensioner handkerchief dabbed tears. Mom swallowed embarrassed laugh and as quickly as possible to escape from a range of views, candle left in a basket. "Oh, great, we're going to the grave!" Said Joachim and compassionate passers still a little unsure. Further confusing the situation Mom was exposed a few days later. Jack went to school excursion to prison and Joachim had from the eyes to the top of the head. One week before the elder brother excursion asked and wanted to know all the details. D-Day was not talking about anything else. Afternoon mom went with Joachim bus towards Beets. When the bus passed Ruzyně prison, Joachim began feeling waving through flygvapnet the window. "Who waving?" Asked Mom. "I wave my brother to jail." Said the little bright piercing cute voice. The attention of the whole bus was immediately flygvapnet employed prying eyes and sympathetic nods. Mom stifled laughter flygvapnet and found after a hard day at work arranging full force to loud enough he said to